MrKnowBody2024

👋 Hi and welcome 🙏

(why did you even view my profile but anyway...)

Thanks are the +1 view 👀 btw

If you are here then why not friend me, I am lonely, plus I want to have 100+ friends on chess.com here... totally not because I'm grinding awards and stats... 

Back to the topic,

📣 I will make 5 announcements: 📣

1. I am... Dun Dun Dun... *Dramatic Music*... a human.

(What? you thought I was something else?)

2. I am a male, I don't get why you would care so much to know. 🤦‍♂️

3. I am a nobody and a knowbody. (Gosh, I thought my username was original, why are there... like... 5 imposters of me...)

4. If you give me an award, I'll give one back 🎁 (it's just a few clicks plus it's free)

5. I know 10 things about you. 🫵

-You are reading this 📓

-You are reading this from 1:00 am to 12 pm 🕛

-You are on earth 🌎

-You play chess ♟️

You can't say (quickly and correctly): Cooks cook cupcakes quickly 

-You just said it 🗣️

You have no idea what Manoscritto Voynich 📜 is

-You just googled it 🤨

DON'T MOVE 🛑

-You just disobeyed me because your organs are still moving. 

SCROLL UP ⬆️, You missed something important

-You just scrolled up.

-I just wasted 5 minutes of your life 😂

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