Allthecap

Hi I am a Shawn                              o=={}:::::::::::::::::::::::::>

@Pawnsonglikedawn and @Xof_bacon_fox thx for all of your support!

Dm me the word grass if you actually touch grass like me

I am he/him and I like to read and watch One Peice. I go to grade school and I am between 10 and 14. I am a nice person and would love to join ur club if u join https://www.chess.com/club/group-665fd1daaf0ed8e158c0247d461dd5fb

Friend me if you like any video game

I join all clubs but if the club has under 100 members I need admin

I accept ALL friend requests 

dont friend me if you are toxic like viroh because I dont like creepy people like him or you.

99.9% of you won't post this. When
║Jesus died on the cross he was
║thinking of you. If you're one of the 0.1% that
║cares, put this on your profile.

Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ.

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study. 
Teacher: Class dismissed.

☆  1. You're reading this.

 ☆  2. You're a human

 ☆  3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.

 ☆  4. You've just attempted to do it.

 ☆  6. You're laughing at yourself.

 ☆  7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.

 ☆  8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.

 ☆  9. You laughed at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too.

 ☆  10.Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too.

seen a lot of people with this so decide to c&p it

Don't care about animal cruelty? Well, you should! Every sixty seconds one animal suffers abuse. Don't think "At least they don't die, right?" because they do. Every year in just the USA, over 10 million animals die from abuse. Wanna know something even worse? Animals are tortured and killed, and about 97% of them are farm animals. Speaking of torture, what about lab experiments? Well, every year, over 115 million animals are used in experiments around the world. Approximately 75,000 dogs are tortured in US labs every year. Also in the US are more than 10,000 puppy mills. Don't know what a puppy mill is? They are places where female dogs are pressured to make puppies, then the puppies stay in overcrowded places where the puppies are likely to get sick. Another animal that is special is elephants, who have ivory tusks so that makes them very valuable to poachers. Between 35,000-50,000 are poached every year. In the 21st century there are more elephants being poached than being born. What about animals in the ocean? Well, over 100 million sharks are killed every year illegally, mainly for shark fin soup. Now, one last thing. Cages. What happens when cages and animals mix? Well, if you add in the circus, you find out that circus animals spend 96% of their lives in cages. Imagine being stuck in a cage your entire life, letting people gawk at you. Copy this and put it in your profile if you want to spread the word about animal cruelty. 

"Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift that is why they call it the present."-(Oogway)

"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." -(Walt Disney)

"It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light." -(Aristotle)

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." -(Oscar Wilde)

"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." -(Albert Einstein)

"Believe you can and you're halfway there." -(Theodore Roosevelt)

"Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired". -(Sandra Bullock)

"Keep calm and carry a lone sharp pointy stick." -(It's a mash of lots of people)

"The suspense is terrible. I hope it’ll last." -(Willy Wonka)

"Don’t be so humble, you are not that great." -(Golda Meir)

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." -(Oscar Wilde)

"Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer." -(Ellen DeGeneres)

"Instant gratification takes too long." -(Carrie Fisher)

"I’d love to stand here and talk with you...but I’m not going to." -(Phil Connors,)

"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra." -(Fran Lebowitz"

          Jokes I hope you will find funny.

(Why did the chicken cross the road, to get to the idiots' house, nock nock who's there, the chicken!)

(My friend died last week because I forgot his blood type, but he stayed strong until the end he kept saying be positive be positive.)

(why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? because he just couldn't see himself doing it!)

(what language does a billboard speak? sign language!)

(why didn't the girl trust the ocean? because there was something fishy about it!)

(how can you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you later.)

(why can't you play hide and seek with mountains? Because there always peeking!)

(what do you get from a pampered cow? spoiled milk!)

I am a certified admin of

One piece fan club 380+ members

House of turtles 200+ members

Thunk club 230+ members

Live your life 130+ members

tournamants and great chess club 200+ members

Famous club (my club) 210+ members

Op squad (my club) 130+ members

Solchess accossiation 250+ members (

Avengers club (I used to be admin lol) 400+ members

 Prodigies of chess (I used to be coord) 1500+ members

Look up in the sky and realize how small you are, 1 person out of 8 billion, one planet out of 8, one solar system out of 5,000, one galaxy out of 2,000,000,000,000. Ever wonder how everything came to be, beyond the edge of the universe? If there is not a god, there is not a you

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents' Dad/Mom

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FRIENDS: Will read this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did

                                                           Pov me during a test

                                                            Me during halloween

                                               Me failing to mew but doing it anyways

My friends on chess.com are 

@Xof_Bacon_Fox he is a funny guy and also annyoying

@Iamchungi a nice chunky guy who makes me smile

@the_storm_555 a really cool guy

@Hikaru he motivated me and he JK 

@hihipeeps my irl friend dont ask

@Pawnsonglikedawn She trusted me and accepted me into her community

my motto is "Don't embrace the future, but change it"

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WHAT THE SIGMA WAS THAT? @Allthecap

uh @Xof_bacon_fox

hi monkey @The_Storm_555

Slayyyyy @Britlilyluvsmusic

Me no call u today @hihihipeeps

my #1 emoji is

its a classic yall like come on